g to the burp

dr suess on the inauguration

what's she gonna wear?
what's she gonna wear?
ooooo how fascinating
waiting to see
what dress she'll wear
what shoes?
what jacket?
and something pretty in her hair?
i don't care
what she wears
what she wears
i do not care
i do NOT care
what dress she'll wear
i do not care
if there's a flower in her hair
i could care less
about her shoes or her socks
i could care less if she wore a cardboard box
no, I do not care
not one little bit
hey! news reporter!
do you get it?
i do not give a shit.

Dear computer,

Dear computer,
I love you. I miss you. I need you.
I want you to know that just because we brought a second computer into the house, you WERE NOT going to be replaced.
I love and accept you, just the way you are. I DO NOT want a new one with all the bells & whistles. I do not want Vista. I want you.
Please come back.
Love,
Burpy