"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Smack him upside the head with a 4 lb bass
& he'll gut it & cook it his damn self."
and THAT'S, a GrammaBurp Proverb
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What the hell is going on?
- GrammaBurp
- North Adams, Massachusetts, United States
- I was named after Barbra Streisand. If there were only bread, water & chocolate, I'd be fine with that. I can spit 20 feet or so. I've been on TV (not for spitting). I drove across the country... 3 times (twice alone) -- flew once... don't like flying -- it'd be fine if they'd let me fly the plane, but they weren't too keen on the idea. I'm an adoptee who found her birthparents. I want a new tattoo. I have several scars. I was a foster parent for 13 yrs. I catch spiders inside and set them free outside. Because of an incident involving my brother putting worms down my back when we were kids, I still get grossed out by worms. I like fishing, but I can't use worms and I won't touch fish. I'm allergic to seafood. I LOVE rowing a rowboat. I suck at remembering names. My Mom has Alzheimers. When my granddaughter started talking, she shortened "grammaburp" to "Burpy" -- hence -- The Burpy Blog. http://www.grammaburp.com
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