Sunday, August 24, 2008

Today I learned how to tell the sex of a tomato.


It's a boy !!!

I had no idea.

Really. Something so simple... But it's got me thinking...

If tomatos have A sex ... does that mean they have SEX?

And if so, what do female tomatos call it when they have sex for the first time?

And if a cherry tomato loses her cherry ...

what does she have left?

I am now going to put my male tomato into the food processor. I suspect I may get some satisfaction from it.

The salsa I mean.

yummmmmm

PS HOLY SHIT, DO WE HAVE TOMATOS!

they're like 6 feet tall ... how THAT ever happened, I'll never know. Beginners luck probably.

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