IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confidentabout yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with aregimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent youfrom living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you willdiscover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and startliving, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include;
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration- Erotic lustfulness- Loss of motor control- Loss of clothing- Loss of money- Loss of virginity- Attraction to the same sex- Table dancing- Headache- Dehydration- Dry mouth- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering whenyou are not.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends overand over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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