THE POST OFFICE NUKED MY COPYRIGHT MATERIALS

Every time I come out with new cards or magnets, I have to mail out my copyright claim - to the United States Copyright Office.

I send; 1) Their form. 2) Two copies of the works being copyrighted. 3) Payment.

They wrote to me today ...

THIS IS A QUOTE:

"Dear Customer: We recently received your copyright claim in the mail after it had been irradiated by the U.S. Postal Service to destroy bio-contaminants. The radiation level is strong enough to damage some materials beyond our ability to process them. This is the case with one or more of the items you sent."

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This is THE single, strangest letter I have EVER received.

So... Someone sneezed in the post office while my envelope was being processed, and it then became bio-contaminated, so they sent it to the bat-cave where Robin took the bat-laser-atomic-bio-blaster to it (ZzzaappP!!) so that no one would catch the cold germs.

I can't imagine it was from a bleeding paper-cut ... everyone at the post office who used to physically handle the mail, has been replaced by machines ...

OH! I KNOW!!! The package accidentally opened, they read the cards, and laughed so hard they pissed themselves! Pee is a bio-hazzard!

Yup, that's GOT to be what happened ...

nothing else makes sense.